100% Commissions on Entire Funnel.
Upto $93.95 Commish!

STEP #2.
Get Your Affiliate Link

STEP #3.
Personalize Tools

STEP #4.
Funnel & Salesletter

STEP #5.
Contest & Prizes

STEP #6.

Ping Me If You Need Anything

Status-mail-unread-iconEmail: [email protected]

Skype-iconSkype: michaelcheney

STEP #2. Get Your Affiliate Link

"Only The Zoo Will Do..."

Yes, we're launching this bad boy on JVZoo.

Click the magic button below to grab your link.

If you want email updates from me about the launch as the frenzy unfolds (always good for a laugh) enter your email over there on the right. Yes that box there, just whack your email addy in there.

And as always - no promoting using spam, link farms or weapons of mass destruction. Cheers.


Enter Your Email For Launch Updates

privacy We value your privacy and would never spam you

STEP #3. Personalize Your Affiliate Tools

[AFFPAGE usr="kj6tk6ZlDY" pid="CommissionCartelJVs"]

STEP #4. See Funnel & Salesletter

What Is The Gold Rush?

Product Walkthru

I show people where the money is online and how to get it.

In a series of jaw-dropping videos students will discover the quickest way to go from zero to making commissions online without having to spend one red cent.

Totally newbie friendly and easy to digest - people are gonna eat this up!

PLUS - I will be giving away $5000 in cold, hard cash to one lucky Gold Rusher.

See FE Salespage (Preview)

Upto $83.95 Commissions per Customer!

The Front-End is the $9.95 Gold Rush Training - showing students where the money is online and how to get it. Includes real videos, screen cap videos, Reports and Bonus "Insider Training".

This collection of breakthrough trainings gives people everything they need to start making good commissions online even if they're a newbie. There'll be a live training too where I will give away $5000 in cash.

The first upsell is "The Gold Digger's Tookit" ($47). This is a powerful collection of my best-converting, biggest money-making promo templates they can just swipe, deploy and profit from right away. They also get the "How To Turn Emails into Money Program", "Anatomy of a $500,000 Campaign" and "Secret Psychological Sales Triggers Which Make People Buy".

The second upsell ($27/mo.) is "The Monthly Goldmines Package"
 This gives buyers the licence to use 1239 of my hand-crafted affiliate promotions as their own (plus all ones I ever create in the future).

This includes all the affiliate promos I've ever created and ever will create.

They just copy and paste these into Facebook / a blog / an email and make money.

This is a monthly subscription program and they are getting approx 90+ new affiliate promo messages every single month they can use as their own.

STEP #5. Win Cash & Prizes (actually just cash but let's have some fun pretending...)

1st Place Prize:
Golden Desert Eagle Magnum ($2500)

Just what every gold digger needs...

A gold-plated death hand-cannon. Yum.

Make your enemies say "Oooh" before your splat their brain matter over their Dorito-stained mattress.

The joys are endless, the possibilities limitless and the death capabilities purely trouser-watering.

As with all these ridiculous prizes I'm not shipping this sucker anywhere:-

They are purely presented here for edutainment - all prizes will be sent using that good old "cashola" format and PayPal.


Cash Value: $2500


2nd Place Prize: Pure Gold Olive Oil ($1250)

What do you give the rich internet marketer who has everything?

Fuck all.

But this isn't a gift - it's something for you.

Imagine the shock, disgust and palpable wonder of your house guests when you start liberally sprinkling this real-gold olive oil over your taco salad?

The look on their faces will be priceless.


Possibly the most ridiculous way to eat value is now yours.

You're welcome.

Cash Value: $1250


3rd Place: Gold Ice Cream ($750)

Okay, here's the plan...

Grab a spoon, your suitcase and your passport.

Buy a ticket to Dubai.

Come with me to the Scoopi Ice Cream cafe.

And I will buy you two scoops of their Black Diamond ice cream - the most expensive in the world.

It makes Ben & Jerry's look like farmyard floor-scrapings.

This ice cream is incredible and includes three of the world's most expensive ingredients;

- Saffron
- Edible gold
- Luuurve (and lots of it)

Dig in. Slurrrrrrp.

Cash Value: $750


4th Place: Turn-Your-Poop-Gold Pills ($450)

Yes. They are back by popular demand.

Why bother wearing your gold?

Why bother banking your gold?

When you can just down these suckas and shit gold instead?

Thrill your neighbors and delight your cleaner with real golden streaks of anal wealth on your ceramic bowl of choice.

Or have a golden-poop party.

The choice is yours.

Cash Value: $450


5th Place Prize: Solid Gold Controller ($250)

Yes I know we're all supposed to be grown-ups now but let's be honest;

Who doesn't like to grab a controller when the kids have gone to bed and pop some heads on Call of Duty?

Just me?

I think not.

And what better way to push away the trials of your day by killing zombies in a virtual world using this gold-plated bad boy.

Sure to woo the ladies and gents alike.

You'll never struggle for anything in life ever again once you own this. Possibly.

Cash Value: $250


6th Place Prize: Weird AF Gold Mask ($200)

It's what you've always wanted but were too scared to ask for;

A golden gimp mask that covers all your facial features for no apparent reason other than some LSD-crazed fashionista thought it was a good idea.

You'll never struggle for a Halloween outfit ever again.

(Plus you can use it to rob a bank and never be identified) - top tip.


Cash Value: $200


7th Place Prize: Golden Snitch ($175)

What better way to show off your wealth to your neighbors than by running round your garden pretending to be Harry Potter catching a golden snitch?

Admittedly - like all such trademark-infringing merchandise this piece of junk is sure to disappoint, doesn't actually fly and is not endorsed by the Harry Potter franchise or Warner Bros.

And, quite frankly, your neighbors will probably care even less for you after they see this.

But we can all dream, right?

Cash Value: $175


8th Place Prize: Golden Pizza Necklace ($150)

Imagine for a moment that unlike the rest of us internet marketers you actually have seven friends in the real world.

Okay, good.

Now - imagine that you actually conversed regularly with these seven friends.

And lastly - imagine you loved them so much and were so confident in your own masculinity that you felt totally at ease gifting them a girlie necklace.

Ok great.

So yeah - once you've done all that you can now see why this prize is completely and utterly awesome*

*(It could also be total bawbags)

Cash Value: $150


9th Place Prize:
Golden Playing Cards ($125)

You know when you're playing poker with all your friends on a Saturday night smoking Cubans and sinking a few cold frosties?

Nah, me neither.

But imagine for a second that you had some friends.

Now imagine how impressed those imaginary friends would be to see you rocking up to a poker session with these pure gold* playing cards?

Very impressed, that's what.

*(Actually gold-plated and to be honest - even the realness of said gold plating is questionable)

Cash Value: $125


10th Place Prize:
Real Gold Lollipops ($100)

Okay so you came last in the contest - no biggie.

You can still celebrate by popping one of these bad boys in your cake-hole.

(Or anywhere else you wish - it's your funeral).

Personal I think it would be a shame to just eat that gold;

You might be best melting away the lolly-candy with warm water then gathering up the gold flakes.

You could them smelt them down to make a pure gold ring for a flea.

Your call...

Cash Value: $100



Ping Me If You Need Anything

Status-mail-unread-iconEmail: [email protected]

Skype-iconSkype: michaelcheney

(c) Copyright 2019. Your Pardner - Michael Cheney. All rights reserved.